Slow Ride

A journal of inconsequential adventures

When impulse and spontaneity fail to make my "way" as uneven as possible then I shall sit up nights inventing means of making life as conglomerate and vivid as possible. Those who live in the even tenor of their way simply exist until death ends their monotonous tranquility. No, there's going to be no even tenor with me. The more uneven it is the happier I shall be. And when my time comes to die, I'll be able to die happy, for I will have done and seen and heard and experienced all the joy, pain, thrills—every emotion that any human ever had—and I'll be especially happy if I am spared a stupid, common death in bed. So, Dad, I'm afraid your wish will always come to naught, for my way is to be ever changing, but always swift, acute and leaping from peak to peak instead of following the rest of the herd, shackled in conventionalities, along the monotonous narrow path in the valley. The dead have reached perfection when it comes to even tenor!
Richard Halliburton - 1919











It's all downhill from here

Bad dog!

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This entry was posted on 11/28/2006 9:28 PM and is filed under uncategorized.


The defenseless bike was left alone for just a little bit.  Marauding beasts ravaged the poor steed.



(Luckily, it was just a Special Ed saddle and not the Titus Ti Rail.)

An investigation was launched.

Prime suspect #1 has been detained as a canine of interest.




Along with some, as yet, unindicted co-conspirators.












Despite the seriousness of the charges, the prime suspect maintains an attitude of innocence.

 
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    • 11/29/2006 6:27 AM Jeni wrote:
      What is it with those bad dogs?!? I have a friend I visited while doing a long bike ride. I parked my bike, helmet, gloves, and sunglasses by the house so I could go in for a quick break. We look out the window to check on the bike and the dogs have my gear strewn all over the yard!! Well, good news it wasn't a really expensive saddle you lost there.
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