Slow Ride

A journal of inconsequential adventures

When impulse and spontaneity fail to make my "way" as uneven as possible then I shall sit up nights inventing means of making life as conglomerate and vivid as possible. Those who live in the even tenor of their way simply exist until death ends their monotonous tranquility. No, there's going to be no even tenor with me. The more uneven it is the happier I shall be. And when my time comes to die, I'll be able to die happy, for I will have done and seen and heard and experienced all the joy, pain, thrills—every emotion that any human ever had—and I'll be especially happy if I am spared a stupid, common death in bed. So, Dad, I'm afraid your wish will always come to naught, for my way is to be ever changing, but always swift, acute and leaping from peak to peak instead of following the rest of the herd, shackled in conventionalities, along the monotonous narrow path in the valley. The dead have reached perfection when it comes to even tenor!
Richard Halliburton - 1919











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This entry was posted on 6/21/2006 11:43 AM and is filed under uncategorized.



Blackberry Green Tea Frappuccino

I'm at my friendly neighborhood Starbuck's (tm) perusing the menu.  I see Blackberry Green Tea Frappuccino.  I think Green Tea?  That's supposed to be healthy and totally good for you.  Blackberrys?  Fruit is good.  Whipped cream?  I can handle a dab of whipped cream.

I get the Venti (that's Starbucks (tm) for "Large").  Pretty tasty.  This could be a regular thing.

Curious about this near magical concoction, I visit Starbuck inside my computer.

Oh No!!!

700 Calories
16 Grams Fat
140 Fat Calories

Evil - Pure Evil.

.<sigh>.

 
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    • 7/7/2006 6:00 PM Jeni wrote:
      ANYTHING from Starbucks is evil if it has the slightest bit of sweetness to it. ;o)

      Oh, and if you go for a "harmless" latte, make sure it's with skim milk!

      Looking forward to the EP to Cruces ride again.
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    • 7/10/2006 2:38 PM Travis Swicegood wrote:
      That sounds like those foil wrapped fat bombs from Chipotle. Everyone thinks they have to be descent for you since they use that "natural" pork, but you can get those puppies up over 1500 calories quick. But 700 for a drink. Wow...
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    • 7/28/2006 9:28 AM Jeni wrote:
      Hey Dirt Pimp, what's up with the blog? Get movin' already!! ;o)
      Reply to this
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